JENE THE BUTCHY GOTH WITH THE MULLET OF DEATH!

butchyjene @ 2009-10-30T15:17:00

2009-10-30T19:22:59Z

GOOD NEWS YOU FUDGEPACKING JESUS FREAKS!!!!!!!!!
SINCE DICKHAMMER HATES CHRISTIANITY AND WE DEVOTED
OUR ENTIRE EXISTENCE TO OUR MASTER SATAN OUR ALBUM
WILL BE RELEASED FOR INTERNET DOWNLOAD ON DECEMBER 25TH!!!!!!

FARTS IN THE MICROPHONE THEN SNIFFS IT WHILE SCREAMING INTO IT

THATS RIGHT!!!!!!

OUR LINEUP IS COMPLETE:

BUTCHYJENE - VOCALS SATANIC PREACHING GUITARS
SATAN - AMBIENT BACKWARDS MASKING SINGING SERMONS
ELMER BAAL GOATFUCKER - SESSION MEMBER

MY EX-BANDMATE BROTHER IN SATAN JUST GOT OUT OF PRISON!!!

2009-10-28T03:25:17Z

YES YOU READ THAT RIGHT!!! BUTCHYJENE AND THE SATANOHOLICS ARE GETTING BACK TOGETHER TO FINISH WHAT WE STARTED!!! WE WILL BE RECORDING UNDER THE NAME "DICKHAMMER"

PROOF THAT WITH SATAN BY YOUR SIDE WITH YOUR SWORD AND SHIELD ALL THINGS ARE POSSIBLE!!! I DONT GIVE A SHIT WHAT THOSE JESUS FREAKS AT THE AA MEETINGS HAVE TO SAY ABOUT IT EITHER!!!

IM GONNA RECRUIT SOME MORE PEOPLE SO IF YOU WANNA BE A MEMBER JUST LEAVE A COMMENT BELOW AND TELL ME HOW MUCH YOU LOVE SATAN AND CRACK AND WHAT INSTRUMENT YOU PLAY!!! THEN COME BY MY TRAILOR TO AUDITION

SPITS IN HAND AND SLICKS BACK MULLET WITH IT THEN PULLS A CUBAN CIGAR OUT OF MY CROTCH AND SMOKES IT WHILE GRUNTING AND FARTING

MORE ABOUT MY BAND MEMBER OUT OF JAIL SATAN BROKE HIM OUT OF JAIL AND HE WAS ON DEATH ROW FOR KILLING A BUNCH OF CHRISTIANS WHO WERE PROTESTING AT OUR SHOWS!!! OUR ALBUM IS GOING TO BE CALLED "CRACK AND SATAN MAKE YOU SEXY" WE HAVE THE TRACK LIST AND LYRICS ALREADY!!!

1. A MOMENT OF SILENCE AND PRAYER TO OBSERVE THE GIFTS SATAN HAS BESTOWED UPON US
2. DESTROY THE CHRISTIAN FAITH
3. VARG IS A FUCKING FAGGOT AND I WISH I ASSASSINATED HIM WHEN HE WALKED OUT OF THE PRISON GATES
4. SLAUGHTERING SQUIRRELS IN THE NAME OF OUR MASTER SATAN
5. INFERNAL BLOOD SPAT FORTH FROM THY RECTUM UNTO THY POSERS WHO DEFY SATAN!!!
6. CRACK AND SATAN MAKE YOU SEXY
7. EATING BLOODY PUSSIES AND PULLING TAMPONS OUT WITH YOUR TEETH\
8. SATAN LOVES ME
9. I'M GONNA FUCKING STAB THE NEXT CHRISTIAN I SEE 37 TIMES AND THEN START AN AMBIENT BAND WHEN I GO TO PRISON
10. KANWULF NICHT KRIEG BUT MY FUCKING BAND IS!!! BURPS AND FARTS
11-65. SILENCE
66. PAINT IT BLACK MOTHERFUCKER!!! (ROLLING STONES COVER)
67. MY GOTHIC HOT AND SWEATY DYKE CROTCH THAT SMELLS

1. A MOMENT OF SILENCE AND PRAYER TO OBSERVE THE GIFTS SATAN HAS BESTOWED UPON US

AS WE GATHER HERE TONIGHT IN FRONT OF THE FROSTBITTEN
NUCLEAR POWER PLANT IN IOWA
WE LIFT THE HOODS OF OUR CLOAKS AND PRAISE THE
ALMIGHTY SATAN AND THANK HIM FOR ALL THE BLESSINGS HE
HAS GIVEN US
WE ALL GET DOWN ON OUR KNEES
AND FOLD OUR HANDS AND LOOK TO THE GROUND
BOWING OUR HEADS
WITH OUR EYES CLOSED

DEAR SATAN, OUR MASTER, I THANK YOU FOR THIS DEAD BEAVER
WE ARE ABOUT TO EAT AND THAT YOU BLESS THE BLOOD WE ARE ABOUT TO
DRINK SO THAT IT NOURISHES OUR BODIES
I PRAY THAT YOU WATCH OVER ALL OF THOSE WHO RECOGNIZE
YOU AS OUR PRECIOUS LORD AND SAVIOR AND NOT THAT
WORTHLESS CUNT JESUS!!!

WE SHALL REIGN SUPREMACY OVER THE WEAK BRAINWASHED SHEEP
AND GET IN OUR FORKLIFTS AND PLOW DOWN THE FIELDS OF MORALITY
IMPEDING THE GROWTH OF THE SEEDS OF CHRIST THEY CULTIVATED
WE MUST CONVERT THE WORLD TO SATANISM!!

IN SATAN'S PRECIOUS AND HOLY NAME, AMEN!!

EVERYTHING REMAINS SILENT FOR 666 SECONDS THEN WE GO
FORTH WITH THE MOST SATANIC BLACK METAL ALBUM THAT HAS
EVER BEEN RELEASED

TAKES A LEAK AND THEN BURPS "HAIL SATAN" IN THE MICROPHONE

2. DESTROY THE CHRISTIAN FAITH

SATAN!!!
MY MASTER!!!
WHY ARE THESE STUPID CHRISTIANS STILL ALIVE???
I KILLED A FUCKING PIGEON IN THAT
FUCKING WICCAN VOODOO DEATH BLACK MAGIC
CURSE I PERFORMED TO KILL THEM ALL!!!

THIS IS NOT GOING ACCORDING TO PLANS
IM GONNA HAMMER A FUCKING NAIL INTO
THE SOLES OF THEIR HANDS!!!

CUTS ARMS THEN RUBS A MOLDY BLOCK OF CHEESE
ON IT AND EATS IT

WHILE I WAS WALKING TO A MOTHERFUCKING AA
MEETING LAST NIGHT
I SAW THIS FAT UGLY WHORE STARING AT ME
THEN I SAW SHE HAD A CATHOLIC CROSS
AROUND HER NECK!!!
FUCK MAN!!! THESE STUPID JESUS FREAKS ARE EVERYWHERE!!!
I WALKED CLOSER TO HER
SHE HAD A CAN OF SKOAL IN HER HANDS
FOR A CHRISTIAN I GUESS SHE AIN'T SO BAD

3. VARG IS A FUCKING FAGGOT AND I WISH I ASSASSINATED HIM WHEN HE WALKED OUT OF THE PRISON GATES

MAY 24, 2009 WAS A TERRIBLE DAY FOR BLACK METAL
I LOGGED INTO THE CNN OF BLACK METALS WEBSITE
MOTHERFUCKING BLABBERMOUTH YOU FUCKING CUNTS!!!
AND IS SAW THE HEADLINE
"VARG IS A FREE MAN"
MOTHERFUCKING FUCK!!
I WISH I DIDN'T SPEND ALL OF MY MONEY ON CRACK!!!
I'VE BEEN SAVING ALL OF MY MONEY
FOR A TICKET TO NORWAY
SO I COULD STAND AT THE INFERNAL GATES
AND ACT LIKE I WANTED HIS AUTOGRAPH

BUT I WOULD HAVE PULLED OUT A MOTHERFUCKING
GLOCK INSTEAD!!!
PUT A BULLET IN HIS HEAD!!!
FUCKING HAIL SATAN
I WISH YOU WERE DEAD!!!
THE CORRECTIONS OFFICER THAT WORKS ON YOUR BLOCK
SAYS YOU FUCK MEN AND THAT YOU ALWAYS SHIT THE BED!!!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! I ALWAYS KNEW YOU WERE A FUCKING PUSSY!!!

4. SLAUGHTERING SQUIRRELS IN THE NAME OF OUR MASTER SATAN

15 MINUTES OF AN INTENSE GUITAR SOLO TO MAKE OUR ALBUM SEEM LIKE
IT'S LONG BECAUSE ALL THE GRIM BLACK METAL BANDS ALBUMS ARE
FUCKING LONG LIKE MY STRAP-ON SCHLONG

5. INFERNAL BLOOD SPAT FORTH FROM THY RECTUM UNTO THY POSERS WHO DEFY SATAN!!!

GET OVER HERE YOU POSER CHRISTIAN MAGGOT
I GOT SOMETHING DELICIOUS AND TASTY
SO OPEN YOUR MOUTH YOU FUCKING FAGGOT!!

STOP PRAYING TO YOUR SAVIOR
FOR HE WONT SAVE YOUR PATHETIC SOUL
FROM THE INFERNAL WRATH
OF THE BLEEDING HEMORRHOIDS ON MY ASSHOLE!!!

SHOVES A STICK OF PREPARATION H
UP ASS THEN LETS OUT A HUGE FART. MMMMM
THIS IS A FUCKING WORK OF ART!!!!
IT SMELLS LIKE WAXY SHEEP SHIT!!!
THATS FUNNY BECAUSE I JUST GOT DONE
FUCKING A SHEEP ON THE EDGE OF A CLIFF!!!

6. CRACK AND SATAN MAKE YOU SEXY

I WALK UP TO MY LOCAL CRACKHOUSE
THAT I CONVERTED INTO A SATANIC CHURCH
I KILLED A BIRD WITH A BAT
KNOCKED HIM RIGHT OF HIS FUCKING PERCH!!!
I WALKED IN
EVERYONE LIFTED THEIR CRACKPIPES UP
IN HONOR OF ME AND MY BANDMATE!!
WE WALKED DOWN AND TOOK A HIT OFF
EVERYONE'S CRACK PIPE
AND STARTED HAVING WILD ORGIASTIC
BLASPHEMOUS SEX!!!

THEN SATAN WALKED ON IN
EVEN THOUGH HE HAS A COCK
I STILL GIVE IN
I'LL DO ANYTHING TO PLEASE HIM
EVEN IF IT MEANS
LICKING HIS ASSHOLE AROUND THE RIM!!

EVEN THOUGH I'M A DYKE
I DON'T LET HIM CUT ME SLACK
BECAUSE IF IT WEREN'T FOR HIM
I WOULDN'T BE THE SEXY BITCH THAT I AM
ALL STRUNG OUT ON CRACK!!!

7. EATING BLOODY PUSSIES AND PULLING TAMPONS OUT WITH YOUR TEETH

MY GIRLFRIEND BETTY JUST GOT HER PERIOD TODAY
I AM SO HAPPY BECAUSE I THOUGHT SATAN KNOCKED HER UP
I PULLED HER TAMPON OUT WITH MY TEETH
I SHALL DEFILE HER CHRISTIAN CUNT IN THE NAME OF SATAN!!!
WAIT FUCK I FORGOT THAT SHE'S A SATANIST JUST LIKE ME!!

I CONVERTED HER WHEN WE MET IN REHAB
I STARTED MY OWN MISSIONARY GROUP TO CONVERT
CHRISTIANS TO SATANISM!!
I SUCKED THE CRACK ROCKS RIGHT OUT OF HER BLEEDING TWAT

CRAAAAAAACK AND SATAN MAKE YOU SEXY
SO SO SO SO FUCKING SEXY!!!!!!
WITHOUT BOTH OF THEM I WOULDN'T BE ABLE
TO PICK UP ALL THE SEXY CRACKWHORES
JUST BY SWINGING MY MULLET AROUND
THAT'S SLICKED BACK WITH ELBOW GREASE

PUTS ON A CUT-OFF FLANNEL WITH BROWN ARMPIT STAINS THEN
GUZZLES A PINT OF GOLDSCHLAGER WHILE ADJUSTING STRAP-ON WITH BUSTED HOT PINK CONDOM

8. SATAN LOVES ME

SATAN LOVES ME
THIS I KNOW
FOR THE SATANIC BIBLE
TOLD ME SO

HIS HUMBLE SERVANTS
TO HIM WE BELONG
SODOMIZING THE WEAK
BECAUSE HE IS STRONG

YES SATAN LOVES ME
YES SATAN LOVES ME
YES SATAN LOVES ME
THE SATANIC BIBLE TOLD ME SO!!!!!

9. I'M GONNA FUCKING STAB THE NEXT CHRISTIAN I SEE 37 TIMES AND THEN START AN AMBIENT BAND WHEN I GO TO PRISON

SOME HORRIBLY INAUDIBLE AMBIENT NOISE
PLAYS IN THE BACKGROUND
IT WAS RECORDED WITH A WALKIE TALKIE SHOVED UP
A CAT'S ASS
THIS SONG WILL BE SOLD ON EBAY
FOR $789
PLUS THE ZIPPO LIGHTER I USED TO
BURN A BUNCH OF TRAILORS DOWN!!!!!

10. KANWULF NICHT KRIEG BUT MY FUCKING BAND IS!!! BURPS AND FARTS

GRUNZEN UND FARTS
GRUNZEN UND FARTS

KANWULF IS DEAD
WEIL SATAN SCHOSSEN IHN IN DEN HEAD

KANWULF NICHT KRIEG
JETZT IST ER

DICKHAMMER
SIND WEIT MEHR KRIEG
PIUECE OF SHIT, DASS DIESE FUCKING

I MET VARG FUCK YOU
ICH SCHREIBE MUSIC
SEIT ANFANG DER 90'S
FUCK YOU

ICH VERSUCHE NICHT, VARG BE
FUCK YOU
FRÜHER HABE ICH SHOP IN HELVETE
IM KÖNIGREICH ERFRIERUNGEN
VON NORWEGEN
FUCK YOU

VARG MIGHT BE A FAGGOT
ABER DAS KANWULF
IST NOCH FAGGOTY
UN DAS IST VIEL SAGT

FUCK YOU
FUCK YOU
KANWULF NICHT KRIEG
SO FUCK YOU

BURNS ALLE ALBEN NARGAROTH UND OPFER SIE ALLE SATAN

11-65. SILENCE

66. PAINT IT BLACK MOTHERFUCKER!!! (ROLLING STONES COVER)

I SEE A RED DOOR AND I WANT IT PAINTED BLACK
NO MORE FUCKING COLORS I WANT THEM ALL BLACK !!
EXCEPT FOR PEOPLE YOU KNOW BECAUSE I AM BLACKHEART SOUL ROT RAVENCUNT SLUTWHORE
I SEE THE GIRLS WALK BY AND I LOOK UP THEIR SKIRTS AT THEIR CUNTS
I WANT TO LICK THEM TILL THEY TURN BLACK !
GRUNTS AND FARTS
I HAVE TO SMOKE SOME CRACK UNTIL MY DARKNESS GOES
THEN SATAN COMES OVER AND SHOOTS ME UP WITH SPEED !!!!!!
SHEMHAMFORMOTHERFUCKINGRASH MOTHERFUCKERS !!!!!!
I SEE A LINE OF CARS AND I WANT TO PAINT THEM BLACK
WITH FLOWERS IN THE GARDEN I WISH THEY WOULD TURN INTO CRACK
I TAKE A HIT AND QUICKLY TURN AWAY TO SEE IF THE COPS ARE COMING
TO SEE ME CHOKE THIS FUCKING SQUIRREL THAT KNOCKED OVER MY LAST ROCK !!!!
MOTHERFUCKER FUCK THE FUCKING COPS !!
LIKE A NEWBORN BABY IT HAPPENS EVERYDAY
I CANT HELP IT THAT I AM OBESE AND GAY
I WAS BORN IN THE MONTH OF MAY
GRUNTS AND FARTS GRUNTS AND FARTS
I LOOK INSIDE MYSELF AND I SEE MY HEART IS BLACK
I SEE MY RED DOOR HAS BEEN PAINTED BLACK
NOBODY WANTS TO COME OVER ANYMORE BECAUSE I SMOKE TOO MUCH CRACK
FUCK THOSE MOTHERFUCKERS !!!

67. MY GOTHIC HOT AND SWEATY DYKE CROTCH THAT SMELLS

I SMELL DOGSHIT
OUT MY WINDOW
WHAT THE FUCK
THE SMELL WONT GO AWAY!!!!
MOTHERFUCKER!!!
TAKES A PISS OUT THE WINDOW
TO MAKE IT GO AWAY
SATAN MY MASTER
PLEASE MAKE THIS SMELL GO AWAY!!
OH WAIT A SECOND
IT JUST CROSSED MY MIND
ITS MY SMELLY CROTCH
I HAVENT WASHED IT
SINCE 1989
SOME HOT SLUTTY DYKE
IS PASSED OUT ON MY DIRTY BED
I TAKE DUMPS ON THE FLOOR
I DONT HAVE A TOILET ANYMORE
ILL JUST USE HER MOUTH INSTEAD
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAA!!!!!!

REHAB IS FOR FUCKIGN QUITTERS!!!!

2009-10-27T04:37:22Z

PUKES ON AN ALCOHOLIC ANONYMOUS BIG BOOK THEN WIPES SKIDMARKS OFF DIRTY UNDERWEAR WITH THE PREAMBLE

I HAD DRUG OVERDOSE AND THE DOCTOR AT THE ER TOLD ME I HAD TO GO TO REHAB FOR A YEAR OR ELSE THEY WERE GOING TO PUT ME IN A MOTHERFUCKING INSANE ASYLUM!!!!

REHAB FUCKING SUCKS!!! ALTHOUGH IT WASN'T ALL THAT BAD SINCE I MET THIS HOT BITCH NAMED BETTY WHO SNUCK IN SOME CRACK AND LET ME SUCK IT OUT OF HER CUNT!!! I FELL IN LOVE WITH HER AND SHE'S GOING TO BE ON LIVEJOURNAL SOON TOO!! SATAN WAS THERE HOLDING MY HAND THE WHOLE TIME LIKE THE GOOD FRIEND HE IS!!! I TAUGHT BETTY ABOUT THE JOYS OF BEING A SATANIST AND HOW WITH HIM ALL THINGS ARE POSSIBLE!!!

BOY THEY DID HAVE SOME STUPID FUCKING SLOGANS!!! BETTY AND I MADE OUR OWN UP!!!

LICK LICK LICK
SATAN DOES IT
EAT OUT A NEWCOMER
LET GO FUCK GOD AND HAIL SATAN!!!!
EAT ONE CUNT AT A TIME
LIFE ON SATAN'S TERMS

JUST FOR TODAY I WILL SMOKE LOTS OF CRACK AND SWING MY MULLET AROUND FOR THE HOT BITCHES AT THE CLAM BAR!!! SINCE IVE BEEN SOBER FOR OVER A YEAR IVE BEEN GOING TO THE ONE AT THE FARMERS MARKET TO MEET SOME HOT CHICKS WITH BETTY!!!

SINCE BETTY IS MY SPONSOR SHE IS MAKING ME DO STEPS AND I ACTUALLY SPOKE AT AN AA MEETING!!! I GOT MY COIN AND EVERYONE GOT PISSED OFF AT ME BECAUSE I KEPT TALKING ABOUT HOW GOD SUCKS AND HOW SATAN HAS BEEN BY MY SIDE THIS ENTIRE TIME!!!

POPS A BOIL ON MY STOMACH AND SUCKS OUT ALL THE PUSS

SOME JOKES I SAID DURING MY LAST STAND UP ACT AT THE COFFE SHOP FARTS

2008-07-27T07:39:03Z

HOW MANY DYKES DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB?
NONE BECAUSE THEYRE TOO BUSY LICKING THEIR CUNTS AND THEY LIKE THE DARK!!!!

WHY DID THE BISEXUAL CROSS THE ROAD?
SHE SAW A HOT PROSTITUTE AND REALIZED THAT IT WAS A HERMAPHRODITE!!!!!

WHATS A DYKES FAVORITE CEREAL?
CUM FROSTED MINI SHREDDED WHEAT CUNTS!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

WHATS A FAGGOTS FAVORITE JOB????
BEING FUDGEPACKERS!!!!!!!

WHY DO FAGGOTS MAKE GOOD LAWYERS?
BECAUSE THEY LIKE TO FUCK PEOPLE UP THE ASS FOR A LOT OF CASH!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

EATS A MOLDY SLICE OF PIZZA

I WROTE A NEW SONG

2008-07-27T05:54:57Z

I SEE A RED DOOR AND I WANT IT PAINTED BLACK
NO MORE FUCKING COLORS I WANT THEM ALL BLACK !!
EXCEPT FOR PEOPLE YOU KNOW BECAUSE I AM BLACKHEART SOUL ROT RAVENCUNT SLUTWHORE
I SEE THE GIRLS WALK BY AND I LOOK UP THEIR SKIRTS AT THEIR CUNTS
I WANT TO LICK THEM TILL THEY TURN BLACK !
GRUNTS AND FARTS
I HAVE TO SMOKE SOME CRACK UNTIL MY DARKNESS GOES
THEN SATAN COMES OVER AND SHOOTS ME UP WITH SPEED !!!!!!
SHEMHAMFORMOTHERFUCKINGRASH MOTHERFUCKERS !!!!!!
I SEE A LINE OF CARS AND I WANT TO PAINT THEM BLACK
WITH FLOWERS IN THE GARDEN I WISH THEY WOULD TURN INTO CRACK
I TAKE A HIT AND QUICKLY TURN AWAY TO SEE IF THE COPS ARE COMING
TO SEE ME CHOKE THIS FUCKING SQUIRREL THAT KNOCKED OVER MY LAST ROCK !!!!
MOTHERFUCKER FUCK THE FUCKING COPS !!
LIKE A NEWBORN BABY IT HAPPENS EVERYDAY
I CANT HELP IT THAT I AM OBESE AND GAY
I WAS BORN IN THE MONTH OF MAY
GRUNTS AND FARTS GRUNTS AND FARTS
I LOOK INSIDE MYSELF AND I SEE MY HEART IS BLACK
I SEE MY RED DOOR HAS BEEN PAINTED BLACK
NOBODY WANTS TO COME OVER ANYMORE BECAUSE I SMOKE TOO MUCH CRACK
FUCK THOSE MOTHERFUCKERS !!!

THIS ONES CALLED MY GOTHIC HOT AND SWEATY DYKE CROTCH THAT SMELLS HAHAHAHAHA

I SMELL DOGSHIT
OUT MY WINDOW
WHAT THE FUCK
THE SMELL WONT GO AWAY!!!!
MOTHERFUCKER!!!
TAKES A PISS OUT THE WINDOW
TO MAKE IT GO AWAY
SATAN MY MASTER
PLEASE MAKE THIS SMELL GO AWAY!!
OH WAIT A SECOND
IT JUST CROSSED MY MIND
ITS MY SMELLY CROTCH
I HAVENT WASHED IT
SINCE 1989
SOME HOT SLUTTY DYKE
IS PASSED OUT ON MY DIRTY BED
I TAKE DUMPS ON THE FLOOR
I DONT HAVE A TOILET ANYMORE
ILL JUST USE HER MOUTH INSTEAD
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAA!!!!!!

butchyjene @ 2008-07-27T00:38:00

2008-07-27T04:46:57Z

HEY YOU MOTHERFUCKERS !

TAKES A BIG SHIT IN CHRIS CROCKERS MOUTH AND THEN WIPES IT ON HILARY CLINTONS BIG FAT CUNT

I WASNT ON THE INTERNET BECAUSE I STARTED A NEW SATANS MISSIONARYS GROUP !!! WE GO TO OTHER COUNTRIES TO SPREAD THE WORD OF SATAN AND ALL HIS GLORY !! IT MADE ME SO HAPPY TO SEE EHTIOPIAN KIDS RUNNING AROUND SHOUTING HAIL SATAN !!!

PULLS A GIANT MILLIPEDE OFF MY CLIT AND TAKES A BIG HIT OF CRACK AND GRUNTS

I HAVE TO STEAL MY NEIGHBORS FORKLIFT TOMORROW BECAUSE I HAVE TO REMOVE ALL THE SHIT FROM MY LIVING ROOM !! I CANT AFFORD A TOILET AND I THINK THE INTERNET IS MORE IMPORTANT MOTHERFUCKER !!

TAKES A SHIT AND WIPES ASS WITH A BIBLE

butchyjene @ 2006-11-27T19:32:00

2006-11-28T03:00:58Z

WHATS UP CUMDUMPSTERS!!!!

EATS A TWO YEAR OLD ABORTED FETUS ON SOME WHEAT THINS

I WAS IN JAIL AGAIN FOR POSSESSION OF CRACK AND MY TRAILER GOT RAIDED AND THE POLICE FOUND A BUNCH OF DEAD PUPPIES IN MY BATH TUB WHICH I HAVENT USED IN YEARS BECAUSE I USE THE LAKE WHENEVER I FEEL LIKE TAKING A SHOWER!! I HAVE TO GO BACK TO MOTHERFUCKING COURT AGAIN AND ALSO BECAUSE I THREW MY EX DOWN A FLIGHT OF STAIRS BECAUSE SHE MADE FUN OF SATAN AND MARILYN MANSON!! FUCK YOU WHORE!! DONT YOU KNOW THEY ARE MY BEST FUCKING FRIENDS!! CUNT!!

PULLS DOWN PANTS AND TAKES A SHIT ON THE FLOOR WHILE RAPING THE MOUTH OF SOME NEARBY CHRISTIAN PASSED OUT DRUNK ON THE COUCH I STOLE FROM BED BATH AND BEYOND

OKAY I HAVE SOMETHING TO TELL YOU ALL AND YOU MIGHT NOT LIKE IT AND IF THATS THE CASE THEN FUCK YOU!!!!! SINCE I WENT TO JAIL THIS LAST TIME I STARTED LISTENING TO SOME GANGSTER RAP AND I AM FORMING MY OWN BLACK METAL GANSTER RAP CROSSOVER BAND!!

FUCK GOTTA GO THE FUCKING POLICE ARE BANGING DOWN MY DOOR!!!

butchyjene @ 2006-04-29T01:45:00

2006-04-29T06:03:17Z

I CAN FINALLY MAKE AN ENTRY YOU DIPSHITS!!

MY GIRLFRIEND AND I HAVE BEEN DOING NOTHING BUT HAVING SEX SINCE I LAST UPDATED!! I AM LIVING IN LA NOW WITH HER TOO BUT SHE WOULD GET MAD WHENEVER I WOULD TRY TO GO ON HERE AND WOULD THREATEN TO LEAVE ME!!! WELL IM NOT GOING TO HAVE MY WHORE DUMP ME BECAUSE I WENT ON LIVEJOURNAL!! ID RATHER FUCK HER INSTEAD!!

IN OTHER NEWS MY HORMONES I AM TAKING TO BECOME A MAN ARE FUCKING WORKING GREAT! IM STARTING TO GROW MY OWN SCHLONG SO I FUCKED MY WOMAN WITH MY LITTLE STUMP LAST NIGHT WHILE SATAN WATCHED WITH POPCORN!! ITS GONNA BE MUCH BIGGER IN ANOTHER YEAR OR TWO I TELL HER!! JUST KEEP SUCKING IT AND WATCH IT GROW!!

PLAYS WITH COCK AND CLIT AT THE SAME TIME AND DRY HUMPS AN OLD AND MOLDY BIG MAC THEN PISSES ON IT AND EATS IT UP

ANYWAY HERE IS A PHOTO OF MY WOMAN!

FUCK I GOTTA GO SHES HOME!

butchyjene @ 2005-11-10T23:53:00

2005-11-11T05:06:00Z

WELL I WENT TO FUCKING JAIL AGAIN FOR SODOMY AND MURDERING MY NEIGHBORS CATS. I REALLY THINK I SHOULD LAY LOW FOR A WHILE. I WAS WEARING MY BLACK STRAP ON WITH THE NEON GREEN BUSTED CONDOM ON IT TO A NIGHT CLUB AND DECIDED TO STICK IT UP SOME GIRLS ASS WHO LOOKED LIKE HILARY CLINTON! SO SHE THREW HER WNIE A;LL OVER ME AND TOLD ME TO GET THE FUCK OUT OF HER FACE! THE COPS SHOWED UP BUT SATAN SHOWED UP A LITTLE TOO LATE. IM KIND OF MAD AT HIM NOW!!!!

DRINKS A GLASS OF FLAT BEER THATS BEEN SITTING BESIDE MY TOILET FOR TWO YEARS AND SCRATCHES ASS WITH THE END OF A PENCIL

SO I GET TO THE STATION SATANLESS AND TURNS OUT THAT A CHARGE WHERE ONE TIME I POURED KEROSENE ALL OVER MY NEIGHBORS CAT AND LIT A FART ON FIRE IN FRONT OF IT POPPED UP SO THEY THREW ME BEHIND BARS!!!!! BUT THATS OKAY BECAUSE I FELL IN LOVE WITH ANOTHER CORRECTION OFFICER! SHE SENT ME ROSES BUT I WAS DRUNK AND SAT ON THEM FOR ALMOST A WEEK AND FARTED ON THEM A LOT!!

BUT I AM WORRIED NOW!!! SATAN KNOWS I AM MAD AT HIM AND IS NOWHERE TO BE FOUND!! COULD IT BE THAT I AM MORE POWERFUL THAN SATAN!! I AM SAD AND I WANT SOMEONE TO COMB MY MULLET JUST LIKE THE OLDDAYS! THIS ISNT FAIR!! SATAN I KNOW YOU ARE READING THIS!! PLEASE COME BACK!!

EATS A PRAYING MANTIS BECAUSE IT REMINDED ME OF A STUPID CHRISTIAN

butchyjene @ 2005-10-19T23:20:00

2005-10-20T03:29:15Z

HEY COCKSUCKERS!

IM BACK AND I LOST THAT SHITTING CONTEST BECAUSE OF THAT STUPID WHORE PAIGE I WAS FUCKING! THAT UGLY WHORE WAS ONLY PRETENDING SHE WAS GAY TO GET CRACK FROM ME! SO ON THE NIGHT OF THE BLOOD MOON I DECAPITATED SEVERAL RACCOONS AND IMPALED THEIR HEADS ONTO UPSIDE DOWN CROSSES AND PUT THEM IN HER FRONT YARD! THEN I READ VERY LOUDLY FROM THE BOOK OF LEVIATHAN AND CURSED HER NAME FOR ALL ETERNITY!! I MURDERED THAT WHORE!!!

butchyjene @ 2005-08-28T00:11:00

2005-08-28T04:14:57Z

WELL YOU FUCKS I AM JUST TOO BUSY TO UPDATE ALL THE TIME ANYMORE BECAUSE I NOW HAVE A HOT PORN STAR FOR A GIRLFRIEND
SHE AND I HAVE SO FUCKING MUCH IN COMMON IT FEELS LIKE A MOTHERFUCKING DREAM!! SHE LOVES EATING FRIED SQUIRREL NOW THAT I SHOWED HER THAT YOU CAN EAT JUST ABOUT ANYTHING YOU CAN FIND!!

SNACKS ON A CANDIED MILIPEDE

PAIGE AND I ARE GOING TO BE ENTERING A SHITTING CONTEST IN THE NEXT COMING WEEKS SO WELL KEEP YOU POSTED IN CASE YOU WANNA COME AND WATCH US GO AT IT. OH HERES A HOT PHOTO OF HER!

OH!! ITS COME TO MY ATTENTION THAT SOME FUCKERS ARE PRETENDING TO BE ME ON MYSPACE AND A BUNCH OF OTHER PLACES!! GET A LIFE YOU DAMN JESUS FREAKS AND MAY SATAN RAPE YOUR BLODDY ASSES!!

butchyjene @ 2005-06-27T14:52:00

2005-06-27T18:59:00Z

I HATE AMERICA EVEN MORE NOW! FUCKING FBI LOCKED MY JOURNAL BECAUSE THEY THOUGHT I MURDERED THIS GUY UP THE STREET AND I DIDNT!! WELL THEY TOLD ME I HAD TO LEAVE THE COUNTRY AND NEVER RETURN BECAUSE OF ALL THE LEGAL TOUBLE I GET INTO WITH SATAN SO I LIVE IN CANADA NOW!

I FOUND THIS BEAUTIFUL TRAILOR IN THE WOODS THAT I LIVE IN. YEAH!! FREE PROPERTY RULES MOTHERFUCKERS!!!

CHUGS BUKAKKE PROTEIN SHAKE AND EATS A FEW COCKROACH TURNOVERS

I TOOK SOME PICS OF MY TAILOR AND ILL HAVWE THOSE BACK SOON SO THEYLL BE UP HERE!! MY NEW CANADIAN WOMAN WILL BE SHOWN OFF HERE TOO! MY CANADIAN PRINCESS. HAHAHA BUTCHYS ANGEL!

FUCKS AN 8PACK OF HOT DOGS THEN EATS THEM

I HAVE A PET SKUNK WHO PISSES EVERYWHERE AND MAKES EVERYTHING SMELL SO NICE AND PRETTY!

I HAVE TO GO IM TALKING TO SOME HOT 85 YEAR OLD LADY ON AOL

I HATE TODAY!

2005-05-30T16:37:44Z

AMERICA FUCKING BLOWS! WHY CANT THE GOVERNMENT GIVE ME MORE FUCKING MONEY! BECAUSE HES A FUCKING CUNT THATS WHY!

SHITS ON FLOOR AND WIPES ASS WITH THE AMERICAN FLAG

I STOLE A TON OF LIGHTERS SO I CAN GO FLAG BURNING TONIGHT! IM FAT BECAUSE OF THIS COUNTRY.

EATS A MILLIPEDE

OH YEAH IM MOVING TO CANADA IN A FEW WEEKS

butchyjene @ 2005-05-19T00:53:00

2005-05-19T05:00:53Z

WHATS UP WHORES!

SATAN AND I PATCHED THINGS UP THE OTHER NIGHT SO WE WENT OUT TO THE FUCKING BAR LAST NIGHT AND GOT SHITFACED!!

EATS THE PIDGEON THAT WAS RAN OVER EARLIER

ON THE WAY HOME WE SAW A GOAT ON THE FARM AND I HAD TO MAKE IT UP TO HIM BY SACRIFICING IT UNTO HIM! I TOOK ITS BLOOD AND PUT IT IN A FUCKING JAR AND MIXED IT WITH VODKA AND IT MADE ME SICK!! BUT IT TASTED GREAT!

WIPES SKID MARKS OFF ASS WITH DIRTY SOCK AND THROWS IT BACK ON THE FLOOR

WE TOOK A REST AT A PARK BENCH NEARBY SO SATAN TOOK A PIC OF ME PUKING! PUKE ROCKS!

I WENT TO WELFARE THE OTHER DAY SO I ASKED THE LADY BEHIND THE DESK OUT SO SHES HERE RIGHT NOW PASSED OUT ON MY BED NEXT TO FRANK THE GOAT THAT I KILLED TONIGHT! SHE SAID I WAS SO GOOD THAT SHE IS GOING TO TRY AND GIVE ME MORE MONEY THROUGH THERE!! I THINK IM IN LOVE AGAIN YOU GUYS! BUT I STILL MISS SHIRLEY!

EATS A SLICE OF GREEN BREAD

butchyjene @ 2005-05-11T04:46:00

2005-05-11T08:50:28Z

YOU GUYS I CANT GET INTO MY MYSPACE ACCOUNT I THINK SATAN FUCKING HACKED INTO IT!!! WELL HE CAN GET INTO ANYTHING BECAUSE HES SATAN BUT FUCK HIM!!! THIS PISSES ME OFF!!!

DRINKS A GLASS OF CRUSHED LIGHTNING BUGS I COLLECTED IN THE YARD MIXED WITH GOLDSCHLAGER

I ALSO GOT FIRED FROM MY JOB TONIGHT BECAUSE I HAD SEX WITH SHIRLEY AND SHE PRESSED CHARGES AGAINST ME!!! SO IM GOING TO GO GET SOME WELFARE TOMORROW!!! FREE MONEY RULES!! I LOVE GETTING MY CHECKS AND SPENDING IT ALL ON CRACK!!! ILL NEVER HAVE TO WORK AGAIN YOU FUCKERS!!!

I REALLY MISS SHIRLEY!!! SO IM GONNA GO TO THE NURSING HOME AND STARE AT HER THROUGH HER WINDOW!!

EATS A SLICE OF PIZZA THAT WAS HIDDEN UNDER ARMPIT SINCE LAST NIGHT

butchyjene @ 2005-05-09T03:25:00

2005-05-09T07:33:47Z

WHATS UP YOU FUCKERS!!

IM FINALLY ON MYSPACE! http://www.myspace.com/15518394 ME AND SATAN ARE ON SHAKY TERMS RIGHT NOW. WE HUNG OUT THE OTHER NIGHT BUT IT WASNT THE SAME. WHEN HE WAS POURING MY SHOTS FOR ME I COULD SEE IT IN HIS EYES THAT HE WASNT THE SAME! HE LEFT AND WENT OUT TO THE GOTH BAR AND I DUG OUT MY OUIJA BOARD AND CONTACTED ADOLF HITLER TO ASK FOR SOME ADVICE! HITLER RULES! HE JUST ORDERED US SOME PIZZA AND WERE GONNA GO TAKE A BUBBLE BATH IN A FEW MINUTES AND SHOOT SOME DOPE.

SPOTS A SPIDER WEB WITH A SPIDER AND SPIDER EGGS AND EATS THEM ALL THEM LICKS UP THE WEB AND COMES BACK.

I AM STILL AT THE NURSING HOME AND I GAVE SHIRLEY THE HEART! SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A STUFFED ANIMAL SO SHE LEFT IT ON HER DRESSER AND NOW SHE HAS ANTS ALL OVER HER ROOM AND THEY CRAWL ALL OVER HER! HAHAHA! SO I JUST WORKED OVERTIME TONIGHT TO GET RID OF THEM. I SAT IN HER MOTHERFUCKING CORNER BLARING ZZ TOP AT FULLBLAST AND LICKING UP ALL THE ANTS.

I AM REALLY DYING FOR SOME BARBECUED TARANTULAS

butchyjene @ 2005-04-28T23:29:00

2005-04-29T03:36:53Z

WHATS UP FUCKERS!

WELL I STILL WORK AT THE NURSING HOME MAN THIS JOB IS THE FUCKING BEST!!! FREE THORAZINE FREE LITHIUM CANT FUCKIN BEAT IT! PLUS I AM BECOMING REALLY GOOD FRIENDS WITH THIS PATIENT THERE SHIRLEY I THINK SHE IS A DYKE TOO BECAUSE SHE ALWAYS TOUCHES MY ARM AND GIVES ME MONEY FOR WIPING HER ASS! I THINK IM GONNA LEAN OVER AND SLIP HER THE TONGUE TOMORROW! WHAT DO YOU GUYS THINK I SHOULD DO?

SHAKES KEYBOARD AND FINDS 5 YEAR OLD CRUMBS AND SHAKES THEM INTO MOUTH AND CHASES THEM DOWN WITH A SHOT OF GOLDSCHLAGER

I WAS BACK HOME FROM THE CRACKHOUSE THE OTHER NIGHT AND SAW A DEER ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD SO I TOOK OUT MY HUNTING KNIFE THE ONE WITH THE PENTAGRAM ON IT AND CUT OFF ITS LEGS AND HEAD AND TOOK ITS HEART WITH ME! IM GOING TO GIVE THE HEART TO SHIRLEY TO SHOW HER HOW MUCH I LOVE HER!

MUNCHES DOWN ON A DEER LEG THEN WIPES THE BLOOD DRIPPING DOWN MY FACE AND LETS OUT A HUGE BURP

MAN THAT WAS DELICIOUS! FARTS ALONG TO THE BEAT OF THUNDERKISS 65

PS SATAN AND I ARE NO LONGER FRIENDS! FUCK HIM!

butchyjene @ 2005-03-30T02:40:00

2005-03-30T07:47:51Z

WELL I WENT OUT AND GOT A JOB TODAY SINCE I CANT MAKE MONEY PLAYING GIGS ANYMORE. I GOT A JOB AT A NURSING HOME WIPING OLD PEOPLES ASSES!! MOTHERFUCKER! SOME GUY TIPPED ME $50 ON ACCIDENT TONIGHT SO I DECIDED TO HIT THE CRACKHOUSE AFTER WORK WITH THE MONEY.

SATAN IS MAD AT ME FOR GETTING A JOB WITHOUT HIM!! I HAD TO TELL HIM THAT I CANT BE WIPING SOMEONES ASS WHILE YOU PLAY WITH MY MULLET!! I NEED MONEY FOR US TO LIVE! SHIT I AM SO SICK OF EATING MEAT THAT IS A YEAR OLD!

EATS A SPOONFUL OF JELLY WITH MOLD ALL OVER IT

OH I SAW A WANTED POSTER BY THE FBI WITH MY PICTURE ON IT BECAUSE I HACKED INTO MY MOMS BANK ACCOUNT AND STOLE ALL OF HER MONEY!! I HOPE THEY DONT FIND ME!! FUCK!! TOSSES CRACKPIPE OUT THE WINDOW AND HIDES UNDER THE BED.

I COULD REALLY GO FOR A BAG OF METH RIGHT NOW!

PULLS OUT SHIT-COVERED TOILET PAPER FROM RED LOBSTER AND BLOWS NOSE IN IT

ME AND SATANS BAND

2005-03-16T02:49:04Z

FOR YOU MOTHERFUCKERS WHO CARE OUR BAND BROKE UP!!!

HERE IS WHAT HAPPENED SO DONT LISTEN TO WHAT YOU READ IN THE NEWSPAPERS ABOUT US BECAUSE IT IS FAKE!!! WE WERE PLAYING A SHOW OUT IN IDAHO AND BEFORE WE WENT ON WE DROVE BY A BUNCH OF TOWELHEADS WORKING ON A POTATO FARM SO MOTHERFUCKER I THREW SOME MOLOTOV COCKTAILS AT THEIR ASSES AND THEN WE ALL JUMPED OUT AND PISSED ALL OVER THEIR FARM!! FUCK PLANTS!! WHY EAT PLANTS WHEN YOU CAN EAT MEAT AND SHIT ALL THE TIME!!

MY DRUMMER IS IN PRISON FOR CRACK POSESSION AND FOR FUCKING SHEEP IN PUBLIC! MY BASSIST IS ALSO IN PRISON FOR MURDERING CHRISTIANS TOO! MY STUPID MOTHERFUCKING GUITARIST GOT COMMITTED TO AN INSANE ASYLUM BECAUSE HE WAS EATING FERRETS!!

BUT SATAN HAS SPARED ME YOU FUCKLICKS!! HE WILL PUT US IN A MUCH MORE EVIL BAND WHEN THE TIME IS RIGHT!!!

AVE MOTHERFUCKIN SATANAS!!

STARTS EATING HAIRBALLS OFF THE RUG BECAUSE I MISS MY GIRLFRIEND

butchyjene @ 2005-03-15T19:52:00

2005-03-16T01:08:36Z

WELL ITS BEEN A LONG MOTHERFUCKING TIME MOTHERFUCKERS BUT I AM BACK FOR GOOD!!

TAKES A SHIT ON SOME BEATLES RECORDS NEARBY THEN THROWS THEM AT THE UGLY COUPLE NEXT DOOR

NOTHING CRAZY!! I SOLD MY COMPUTER FOR SOME CRACK SO I WASN'T ONLINE UP UNTIL LAST WEEK WHEN I ROBBED BEST BUY!! FUCK YEAH MY NEW LAPTOP KICKS SO MUCH ASS!! I CAN CARRY IT TO THE CRACK HOUSE AND TO THE GAY BAR ALL THE TIME AND STILL BE ONLINE!! ITS A CHICK MAGNET WHAT CAN I SAY!!

SHEMHAMFORMOTHERFUCKINGRASH!!

EATS A ROTTEN BAKED POTATO

NEW FUCKING WEBSITE!!

2004-11-21T05:49:59Z

WHATS UP FUCKS!!

I JUST PUT UP THE BANDS WEBSITE SO GO LOOK MOTHERFUCKERS!!

THE OFFICIAL BUTCHYJENE AND THE SATANAHOLICS WEBSITE!!!!!!

TODAY I DIDNT DO MUCH SATAN WENT FOOD SHOPPING FOR US AND BROUGHT BACK SOME SQUIRRELS AND COCKROACHES!! MY FUCKING FAVORITE!!

BITES TOENAILS THEN FARTS AND FANS IT INTO FACE TO SNIFF IT FEVERISHLY

FUCK THAT SMELLS LIKE A THANKSGIVING TURKEY!!!!

SPEAKING OF THANKSGIVING FUCK MAN!!! I DONT HAVE ANYTHING TO BE THANKFUL FOR!! FUCK GRATITUDE!!

I THINK WHILE EVERYONE IS GIVING THANKS ILL GO CUT OFF SOME RATS HEADS AND WATCH THEM RUN DOWN THE STREET WITH BLOOD SPRAYING EVERYWHERE!!!

YEAH!! THANK THE RATS!!

FUCK YEAH!!!

LONG FUCKING GODDAMN TIME!!

2004-11-18T21:24:22Z

HAIL SATAN MOTHERFUCKERS!!!!

ITS BEEN A LONG FUCKING TIME!! BUT I AM BACK!! LETS JUST SAY I GOT EVICTED FROM MY TRAILOR AND WAS HOMELESS FOR A LONG FUCKING TIME!!! BUT THANKS TO SATAN AND MY FRIENDS AT MY SATANIC CULT THEY PAID FOR ME TO MOVE TO IDAHO!! I LIVE BEHIND A NUCLEAR POWER PLANT AND I MUST SAY IT INCREASES MY FUCKING BUZZ!! HAIL SATAN!! SATANS BEEN ACTING WIERD LATELY!! HE JUST GOES OFF AND DOES HIS MOTHERFUCKING THING!!

I MUST SAY I AM NOT FEELING TOO WELL!! I HAVE HEMOROIDS!! THEYRE FUCKING BLACK!! FUCKING EVIL SHIT RIGHT THERE!! 6 INCHES LONG!!

WELL I AM GOING TO GO OUT TO THE NIGHT CLUB TONIGHT!!!! I STARTED A FUCKING BLACK METAL BAND!! WERE CALLED BUTCHYJENE AND THE SATANAHOLICS!!!

WERE GONNA FUCKING MAKE IT BIG AND TOUR WITH CRADLE OF FILTH MOTHERFUCKERS!!!!!!

I NEED TO GO PAINT MY FACE WHITE AND MAKE SOME SATAN IS GOD PAMPHLETS TO HAND OUT AT MY SUPERMARKET BEFORE I GO OUT TONIGHT!!!!!

SHEMHAMFORASH!!!!!!!

FUCK OZZFEST!!!!!!

2004-05-31T20:03:57Z

HEY DUDES!!! I AM SO FUCKING PISSED OFF ABOUT OZZFEST THIS YEAR!!! WHO WANTS TO GO SEE A BUNCH OF SHITTY CHRISTIAN BANDS PLAY AT SOME SHITTY FESTIVAL THROWN BY THE FUCKING SO CALLED PRINCE OF DARKNESS!!

GRABS CROTCH AND TAKES ANOTHER SHOT OF OLD MILWAUKEE

I KNOW IVE BEEN AWAY FOR SUCH A LONG TIME AGAIN BUT I PROMISE ITS FOR A GOOD CAUSE!! GUYS SINCE I AM SUCH A CLOSE FRIEND OF SATAN!!! I AM HIS FUCKING SISTER MOTHERFUCKERS!! GRABS CROTCH AND SPITS CHEWING TOBACCO

I AM SUCH GOOD FRIENDS WITH SATAN SO I FIGURED THAT THE BEST WAY TO SHOW MY LOVE FOR HIM OVER THE YEARS IS TO THROW A BENEFIT CONCERT FOR HIM IN MY BACKYARD!!!!

I ALREADSY GOT SLAYER AND MARILYN MANSON AND WHITE ZOMBIE AND IRON MAIDEN LINED UP TO PLAY!!! CRADLE OF FILTH IS SUPPOSED TO FUCKING CALL ME DUDE!! I HAVE BEEN IN MY MOTHERFUCKING BACKYARD WITH A SHOVEL DIGGING A PATH IN THE BACKYARD SO WE CAN HAVE A ROLLERCOASTER RIDE THROUGH HELL TOO!! OH SATANS GONNA BE SO FUCKING PROUD MAN!!

BURPS AND FARTS AT THE SAME TIME

SO YEAH MAN FUCK OZZFEST!!! COME TO MY BENEFIT CONCERT FOR SATAN INSTEAD YOU MOTHERFUCKERS!!!

butchyjene @ 2004-05-09T15:20:00

2004-05-09T19:21:19Z

WHATS UP MOTHERFUCKERS!!!!

SCRAPES DIRT FROM TOENAILS AND EATS IT

IM BACK!! I HAD A FUCKING ROUGH TWO MONTHS YOU FUCKS!!

GUESS WHAT!! I WAS IN THE ARMY!! REMEMBER WHEN I WAS HAVING HEART PROBLEMS AND WANTED TO GET AWAY FROM SATAN? WELL I DECIDED TO JOIN THE FUCKING MILITARY BECAUSE I WANTED TO GO TO IRAQ AND MURDER SOME TOWEL HEADS!!

WELL I WAS THERE FOR A WHILE AND I ENDED UP GETTING THROWN OUT FOR BEING GAY AND HAVING CRYSTAL METH IN MY URINE SO I BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF THE GENERAL AND PISSED ON THE LEUTENANTS FUCKING BADGE MAN!!! THEN SATAN SHOWED UP AND KILLED THEM ALL!! IT WAS COOLER THAN NUCLEAR WARFARE MAN!!!

BUT YEAH YOU FUCKS!!! BUTCHY JENE IS FUCKING BACK AND IN ACTION!!

butchyjene @ 2004-02-21T23:13:00

2004-02-22T04:21:00Z

WELL I HAVE SOME SAD NEWS TO REPORT. I CAN NO LONGER SMOKE CRACK OR SHOOT SPEED ANYMORE OR DRINK ALCOHOL BECAUSE I HAD A HEART ATTACK FROM LETTING SATAN SHOOT ME UP WITH TOO MUCH SPEED 3 NIGHTS AGO. I DONT KNOW I AM REALLY FUCKING DEPRESSED RIGHT NOW AND ALL I HAVE IS SHITTY VALIUM.

SATAN SAYS THAT I AM NO FUN ANYMORE AND THAT I DONT DESERVE MY MULLET OF DEATH BECAUSE I NO LONGER SMOKE CRACK OR SHOOT SPEED. I KEEP TELLING HIM TO GO AWAY EVERYTIME HE PULLS MY OLD CRACKPIPES OUT FROM UNDER MY BED TRYING TO TEMPT ME AND IT MAKES ME CRY HYSTERICALLY AND HE JUST SITS THERE LAUGHING LIKE A BALL OF FIRE IN THE CORNER.

YOU KNOW IF HE IS GOING TO BE THIS FUCKING MEAN TO ME THEN MAYBE I SHOULDNT EVEN WORSHIP HIM ANYMORE. YEAH WE HAD A LOT OF FUN TIMES LIKE THE TIMES HE COMBED MY MULLET AND WE SMOKED CRACK WHILE THROWING BEER BOTTLES AT LITTLE KIDS AS THEY WERE WALKING DOWN THE STREET AND HED LIGHT MY FARTS ON FIRE. BUT I GUESS THOSE TIMES ARE OVER.

THIS HEART ATTACK REALLY SCARED ME YOU GUYS AND I THINK I SAW JESUS WHEN I ALMOST DIED SO I AM THINKING ABOUT HANGING OUT WITH HIM INSTEAD.

WHAT DO YOU GUYS THINK I SHOULD DO?